Thanks for teaching me about life.

To you I’m forever indebted.

I’m newly impassioned to find

my way.  Outcast, I’m a student

 

cum laude from the school of hard-knocks.

Thanks for teaching me about life;

for showing me honesty is

the rarest of gems. The golden

 

rule does not apply.  In order to

breathe, I don’t need air, don’t need trees.

Thanks for teaching me about life.

You taught me sex, drugs, and cash are

 

essential to pass this garbled

course.  Lying, cheating, stealing are

tried and true methods for success.

Thanks for teaching me about life.

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